Saturday, May 5, 2012

Houdini, The Most Interesting Cat in the World

His name is Houdini,
and he is the most interesting cat in the world.

He lives vicariously through himself.

He once had an awkward moment,
just to see how it feels.
You can see his charisma from space.
He owns 3 sports cars,
and rents 5.
He's a lover,
not a fighter...
but he's also a fighter,
so don't get any ideas.
His cereal never gets soggy. 
It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time. 
He's been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking in a room.
He was dumped at an animal shelter at 2 months of age, and adopted himself.
His shirts never wrinkle.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
He is the most interesting cat in the world. He wishes you Happy Cinco de Mayo and recommends Dos Equis. 
"Please drink responsibly, Stay Thirsty My Friends"

If you want to adopt the most interesting cat in the world, you must have playful cat or kitten for him to play with or adopt a friend with him. His petfinder post is here and you can contact the luckiest foster mom in the world at for adoption information.

If you don't know where this spoof comes from, its from the Dos Equis "The Most Interesting Man in the World" campaign. You can see the commercials here

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