Sunday, August 21, 2011

Neighborhood Watch: Kittens in Training

Eko and Tigra work tirelessly to secure their perimeter in Sunnyside, Queens
"I think its time for the kittens to earn their keep,
time for them to take a shift"
So Eko trained the kittens
"Attaboy, keep your focus"
"OK kid, you're on your own, you can do it"
So the kittens took the window
"Excuse me, mom, why isn't Marco working?"
BUSTED!
Marco the slacker!
So Marco joined the team
and the complaining began...
"I'm tired"
"I'm bored"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Dungaree, sleeping on the job
"You've got to be kidding me! This is pathetic!"
"Kittens are useless"
"Does that mean we can go play?!"
"Yes, you can all go play now"
"Good, this is exhausting! I think I need a nap"
And Eko gets back to work

4 comments:

  1. HA! Hey, you know, I work with some people who are just like those kittens! heehee. Hey, am I gonna meet Marco? I may not be able to stand it!

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  2. Heehee! YES! You will meet Marco the Mush! You may need to lower your sugar intake a few days before meeting him - he'll give you a cavity!

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  3. Oh..you know it...a cute little sugary snack! He is just the biggest ol' doll baby ever! Duane will frisk me before I leave...heehee, just kidding, but no, not really.

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